I moved to California when I was twelve and I got a video camera and made little movies because I didn’t have any friends yet. I would force my sister to make these movies with me—which became my YouTube channel. A girl in my Spanish class found my YouTube videos and showed them to my teacher. At the end of class one day my teacher said, “pack up, movie time,” and she dropped down this screen and put on my videos. I started freaking out. Everyone was laughing and I just ran out. The girl who had told my teacher didn’t understand why I left, and she said, “You’re really funny, you should be an actor.” So that was one of the first times I thought about it.
One of my favorite twitter exchanges
life goal: go shopping and never look at the price tag.
I miss gossip girl
shit i’d watch this so damn hard
Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
me texting someone: hahaha yeah
autocorrect: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHaahahHAHAOMGGG yeah
Thank you #GQromania and @DennisLeupold for an awesome shoot today! And #churchstreetboxinggym for having us! Place is legendary… #gnlstudios #dennisleupoldphotography
i don’t get it but i’ll laugh anyway because you’re hot
Dylan + that thing he does with his mouth that drives me crazy
"You don’t have many followers"
Jesus only had 12